THE GRUMBLE INDEX
Enter your city. Receive the truth. The Ministry does not sugarcoat conditions.
The Ministry covers all UK cities and towns. Powered by postcodes.io and Open-Meteo.
The Ministry is consulting meteorological records.
This may take a moment.
The Ministry appreciates your patience.
It assumes, as a British person, you have considerable reserves.
THE MINISTRY DOES NOT RECOGNISE THAT LOCATION
This may not be a real UK place, or it may exist and the Ministry has not yet assessed it. Some places simply are not meant to be found.
Requests reviewed monthly. The Ministry makes no promises but takes notes.
THE MINISTRY'S INSTRUMENTS ARE OFFLINE
Something has gone wrong on our end. The Ministry is looking into it with moderate urgency. In the meantime, assume it is doing something unpleasant outside. It usually is.
THE MINISTRY HAS NOTED YOUR FREQUENCY
You have assessed this city enough times today. The Ministry suggests you go outside and verify conditions personally. We accept no liability for what you find. Try again in a while, or assess a different city.
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These are sample records pending the activation of the Ministry's central database.
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